how much you know india?

A PROUD TO BE SO CALLED INDIAN OF MY AGE (SHOULD SAY A YOUTH) WAS ARGUING WITH MY CLOSEST FRIEND ABOUT HOW MUCH HE KNOWS AND LOVES INDIA AND IS PATRIOTIC ABOUT IT. HE TOLD ME SOME POINTS ABOUT INDIA WHICH HE THOUGHT ONLY HE KNEW AND WE BOTH WERE IDIOTS. THIS BLOG TODAY IS ABOUT CERTAIN FACTS WHICH WE PROUD INDIANS KNOW VERY WELL BUT I WISH TO POST IT FOR MY HAPPINESS AND YOUR KNOWLEDGE.

1)  India was once called “sone ki chidiya” which means “the golden bird” in English. May be that’s why today India buys gold more than any other country in the world AND Still our country has credits left with the WORLD BANK.

2)  It is a fact that the real Indians are the Dravidians who still live in the southern part of the India and the proud Indians on the north are the Aryans. The south Indians call India the “incredible”-but they are oblivious to the fact that this incredibility came after the Aryans migrated to India.

3)  India was a dark treasure land about which most of the conquerors like Alexander the great dreamt of conquering only in sleep!

4)  The mughals ruled over 200 years. They made various architectural buildings, mosques, introduced various forms of Sufi songs and music, dance like Kathak, various different kinds of food & new ways to trade. But they are the once who brought the Muslim religion to India. Still hindu-muslim are not bhai bhai(BROTHERS)!

5)  Vasco da gama, one of the most successful explorer of his age found india in the year 1497. It was after this year that India saw its barbaadi.

6)  Lord Mountbatten was the last viceroy of British Indian Empire. It is known that he oversaw the partition of India and Pakistan. Also it is known that he was fed up of constant loose motions he had because of the revolts in India. So he wanted to leave India as soon as possible.

7)  India is the only country which is home to 200 million cows and it is also the only country in the world which has a Bill of Rights for Cows. Is that the reason we see them more cows on road? Whatever the human rights bill or the lokhpal bill are still not clear!!!

8)  3.22 Million Indians are in America, mainly because there are no air conditioning facilities on roads where ever they wish to troll down, only tissue paper business to wipe their ass, extra purchasing power to show off to other poor Indians.

9)   India had no plastic bags till the year 1985 and now we don’t know how and where to dump it, so we dump it on roads, parks, throw outside our houses!!!

10)        In 700 BC, the first university was established in Takshashila. Still the literacy rate in India is not 100%.

11)        About 50 % population is under 25. Many of us will grow old together. So keep producing more.

12)         The organization with the most number of employees in the WORLD is our own Indian Railways with 1.6 million people. The former  railway minister Mr. Lalu Prasad Yadav and the present minister Ms. Mamta Banerjee also have their accounts in Swiss Banks.

13)        There are 3,00,000 mosques in India more than the Muslim Countries and uncountable number of temples. Its been 64 years of independence that hindus and muslims don’t like to see each other.

14)        The finest quality of Tea is produced in India but its  mostly exported ! hmm so where is the money of exports going? I guess Swiss bank!

15)        Decimals, number system, Pi was invented in India. And the world started calculating. We have so many scientists, philosophers, artists and many talented Indians. Excuse me please, Who are the politicians????

16)         India produces most number of movies than any other country and there are 3 million people who watch them but mallika sherawat, shiela ki javani, munni, sweety, rakhi sawant, poonam pandey prefer Hollywood as they don’t get offers in bollywood!!!!!

17)        Bengalooru (Bangalore) has more than 10k software companies and they export 90% of the software to the world. A lot of brain storming I guess !

18)        Yoga originated 5,000 years ago in India.……. and now we have more yogis than yoga exercises…….

19)        In india we speak 18 different languages and have 1652 dialects but we prefer to speak HINGLISH.

20)        Many tradional Indian wives will never say her husband’s name aloud, as it is a sign of disrespect. When addressing him, the wife will use several indirect references, such as “ji”-“suniye ji-idhar to aaiye” or “look here, come here” or “hello,” or even refer to him as the father of her child-“arre chunnu ke papa”.

21)        As women respect the men, the Indian men prefer to say “Bharat humari Maata hai”-“INDIA IS OUR MOTHERLAND” and with the same tongue also like to say “teri MAA ki -#$*##$.. teri BEHEN ki -#$&##” which in English means- your respected mother’s -#$*&%## and your respected sister’s -$#&*#$##!!!!

22)        India is the largest democracy in the world, but sad the members of parliament don’t know what democracy means.

23)        India is the only country in the world where, if you see a garbage dump area with flies all over it and the place stinking like hell there you will also see a banner “keep city clean”-“green delhi, clean delhi”, etc!!!!

24)        India is the birthplace of four main religions- HINDUISM, BUDDHISM, JAINISM AND SIKHISM.

25)        The number system and the decimal system was invented in India which means every Indian knows counting. So if the government says we don’t know how much money is in Swiss bank tell ...don’t believe them.

26)        In India 90 percent of the Indians don’t know that the people whom they call “chinkies” (those who look like Chinese), who live in most of the metro cities are from east India.

27)        India leads the world with the most murders (32,719), with Russia taking second at 28,904 murders per year.




(p.s  its my first attempt to write a satire. all the points are not correct. please do not mind any untrue facts. do follow and comment your views.)